Who would figure that the AfterLife was composed mostly of random bits of your life swept up from the cutting room floor?

If it weren't all happening so fast -- and if it made a little more sense ... and if it weren't so brutally random ... maybe it would be less like a nightmare, and be more like the milk and honey Promised Land for which you've been hoping all these years.

Hell? Not at all. It's just that Heaven isn't what the Travel Brochures and hymnals make it out to be.